f0rget-3verything: emulsi0n: ◭ ☯ best blog ever srs☯

3ridan:

the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit
behindawhisper:  

snckpck:

JUST BECAUSE YOU MISS SOMEONE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THEM. MOVE ON AND ORDER A LARGE PIZZA.
anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said  “sister, that’s fashion” and just walked away
  • while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke